Aftermath – LeVar Burton

LeVar has a fondness for Science Fiction, and why shouldn’t he? He spent so much time on the set of Star Trek that he must have some interest. But what kind of influence does that have on a person?

Not a science-y one, if this book is to be taken to heart.

Setting: Post-Racial-War in America, circa 2009-2019
Most-Uttered Sentence: “Fuck I’m hungry and cold and where the hell are my GODDAM PANTS?!”
Most Pressing Problem Aside From Lack-Of-Pants: All public and private nation-wide infrastructure has collapsed.

So we have a scientist. She has invented a magical (I mean, scientific!) box that, when hooked up to a brain, spurs that brain into overdrive utilizing all the “unused” 90%. What does this do? Well it cures cancer of course! And any other ailment you might be experiencing. Presumably you are just under-utilizing your own biological resources and she has managed to harness them.

This box is delightfully small and has been developed over a number of years by: ( ) team of scientists, ( ) pharmaceutical company, (x) herself

Yup, she has managed to invent this box on her own working for a small research institute. Her goal? To find some investors in the medical community to help her get this device into the hands of anyone in the world that’s sick or dying. How noble!

But, being that this is Science Fiction, where do you see this going? If you guessed, “Oh I’ll just invite a few powerful big-wigs to my private lab and show them how awesome it is and promise that they’ll even get one of their own if they just invest a little money and then I can sell it cheaply to everyone in the wooooorld…” you guessed right.

Refreshingly real don’t you think?

I mean, someone who has spent that many years working in the field of Science™ would surely know what the reaction might be when inviting a number of rich and powerful people to your secluded office and telling them of your secret invention.

After all, some of them even seemed interested in her device! (did I mention that it cured cancer?)

The book, past that, is mostly the story of a few characters on personal journeys that end up converging to solve one riddle and save our Intrepid Science Practitioner. Their stories, while interesting in themselves, don’t come together in way that really pushes the meaning behind the book home.

One more thing: Our lovely Intrepid & Stouthearted Science Practitioner has omitted from her written research some curious side-effects from her human studies on the device, namely the fact that a small percentage of people (read: one) BECOME TELEPATHIC. Naturally, she decided to try the device on herself to see if the TELEPATHY was a side effect on her as well. Which it was. How else do you think our Motley Character Posse got together in the end to save the day?

TELEPATHY WINS. EVERY TIME.

CONCLUSION: SELL

Best quote from the book, as thought by a 10 yr old:

Amy saw that someone had stuck a white cross in the ground in front of the tank, a memorial to the insanity of war.

Book Reviews, the first five…

The cleansing begins with 5 rather abrupt reviews. I hope to be more in-depth later, but I was able to grab some things off the shelf that I already knew the answer to, so let’s get them out of the way.

The Second Coming – John Dalmas

Read about 2/3 of it a while back, was pretty bored, no interest in picking it back up. I was really interested in it based on the blurbs and such, a combination of my love of post-apocalyptic storytelling and “debates about modern faith and spiritual philosophy” seemed like it a nice prospect. In the end though I found the characters flat, the pacing not quite right, and just was generally meh. I sort of wish I’d finished it, maybe I’m missing something, but I just don’t strongly enough believe that that might be true to try. Into the “sell/donate” pile it goes.

Grunts – Mary Gentle

This book was great fun. What’s not to love about a horde of orcs magically gaining military technology like Hueys and RPG’s? Discussing a Dark Lord and a Hind gunship in the same paragraph just makes me giggle.
Ultimately though it’s a single-read book. I don’t feel like there’s much more to get out of it, and even if there was I’d be more than happy to have a digital copy, so this one is going in the sell/donate pile as well. If you like military fiction, fantasy, or just an amusing read go grab it from your local library!

Northworld Trilogy – David Drake

Started reading, got about half way, gave up. Direct to the sell/donate pile. Ponderous and slow, I couldn’t tell if it was military fiction or fantasy. In either case, despite the use of battle suits and technology it’s definitely leaning towards the fantasy side of the scifi/fantasy question. I love Norse mythology, and this book seemed to draw quite a bit from that, however it was in this weird middle-ground between retelling/re-imagining and just borrowing some of the interesting bits. Ultimately I think it just felt too fantasy for me.

Gil’s All Fright Diner – A. Lee Martinez

Another fun book, which had it’s share of good quips, one-liners and amusing concepts. “Armageddon with a side of fries” is an amusing concept, and it was well enough executed, but it just felt like it lacked depth. Definitely not something I’d read again, which is how it earned it’s place in the buy/donate pile. Probably not a good book to be in general YA, but the writing feels a lot like YA. Got a giggle or two though, I’ll certainly admit!

Lord Valentines Castle – Robert Silverberg

This series came pretty highly recommended, and I’m looking forward to reading the rest of it, but this first book goes to the sell/donate pile. The pacing is slow, except in some random places where it feels like more time should have been spent but wasn’t. The lost king’s journey of re-discovery, this book is very much fluff fantasy through and through, although I am interested in the characters enough to want to know more.? I may even read it again someday, but I’ll be more than happy to do so with a digital or library copy.

Wow, those were abrupt reviews! I think it’s time to pick a more interesting or challenging book to review rather than picking the low hanging fruit.

Cleaning Up the Bookshelf

New project! I have over 1000 books listed in my Delicious Library. Time to clean them up a bit.

“But Josh” you say! “Getting rid of BOOKS? Surely you can’t be serious!” But indeed I can be, and don’t call me Shirley.

New, before you think that I may be completely off my rocker, we’re going to take a very considered approach to this problem. Consider that there are several types of books on the shelf:

  1. Books that will be read again, or kept barring anything short of the house being on fire.
  2. Books that have been read, and might or might not be read again. These could also read/kept digitally rather than physically and it wouldn’t really be a bother.
  3. Books that haven’t been read yet.

So we can ignore books of type 1, those are staying around. Type 2 books are where the big opportunity is, and books of type 3 are going to get read and fall into either type 1 or 2.

This revolution will be bloggerized! If critical decisions must be made about books that means reviews of books. It’d be a shame for all that knowledge and decision making to go quietly into the night, so it will be recorded here, both by myself and by my lovely wife Bevin who has volunteered to help with this daunting task. This should also help prevent any future incidents of “oh look, a book by that author I like, I should get that” for books that have already been judged. Unfortunately we’re starting with the low-hanging fruit, so there will probably be mostly negative/meh reviews first, unless we find a hidden gem in the unread pile.

Stardust

Stardust

I was reading a movie review someone had posted in their blog, and they’d started it out by saying, “wow.” While I did have a slight urge to say that about this movie, I didn’t want to seem so blown away. Don’t get me wrong though… it really was quite good. Josh and I really liked it a lot.

If you want the quick review I’ll say this: go see it now.

To further enhance that review I’ll say this: go see it now, especially if you like romantic movies.

Remember how that movie Ever After completely catered to romantic saps, but in the end it was probably the best movie of 1998 (at least I thought so)? That is an excellent movie with excellent music, but not something that everyone would think to watch while saying to themselves, “that one looks good!”

I tend to feel that way about Stardust. For one, it looks like it could be a cheesy fantasy movie. Maybe almost geared towards younger children. On the other hand some people have thrown around the term “scifi” which could easily scare somebody off if they imagine scifi to be all aliens invading other planets. The great part about this movie is that it’s none of these things (well, ‘cept the fantasy part).

I’ll do a quick and dirty paraphrase of the plot for you. Young man knocks up girl in alternate reality. Resulting bastard almost as dimwitted as his father, a trait which sends him on a personal quest to woo a brain dead blonde that turns into a quest to keep alive a much smarter blonde. Things get tough, they meet Robert DeNiro, they meet Michelle Pheiffer, things get even more hairy and in the end everyone is happy. Except for Michelle Pheiffer.

It actually is quite good. If you have any smidgen of romanticism in you, go see this movie.

Oh yeah, and the score is awesome.

Jack McDevitt – Chindi

So it looks like I got duped. Not just me, but Josh too. Josh always heard this Jack McDevitt series talked about in terms of this book, “Chindi,” and the next book, “Omega.” Neither of us ever figured that there was a first book. A book called Deepsix.

Alas, it looks like that was the case. After going to the Amazon page for the book today to get a link I skimmed the page and discovered that this was book two. When I first figured this out I was quite annoyed, but now that I’ve started writing this post I’ve realized that I didn’t really notice while I was reading the book, so I shouldn’t knock it too much. It’s a good sign for a book really, in the end.

On to what I thought eh? I actually quite enjoyed the book. It was one of those wide-reaching “big” feeling books, yet it didn’t feel like a space opera. That kind of thing I have trouble with sometimes, because I’m not always in the mood for them. The book starts out with our main character, Hutch, who is a well-received space pilot. Some crazy group of people thinks there’s something more out there in space and they need her to fly their new-fangled ship.

Basically the story is their adventure, but while the implications of this adventure could affect their whole world, much of that is only slightly touched on, which I actually really liked. There is the requisite travel between worlds, the untimely death of well-liked characters, and aliens!

This book really wants you to keep reading it without putting it down, and it’s hard to turn a book like this down when it’s asking you so nicely. I read it over the course of a few days while in California with Josh.

Apologies for not making this review more in-depth, but I have to do some other stuff before I leave Tully’s today. Maybe I’ll edit this entry later, but I probably won’t get around to it, heh.

All in all… 4 out of 5 stars.

So many…

In case my faithful readers don’t know, I’m not above lowering myself to shamelessly pimp things.  Thus, I am here writing this post now to mention that I’ve added a bunch of books to my BookMooch Inventory.  I encourage you to check it out; not to sign up and mooch anything, but to let me know if you just happen to want one.  If you live near me I’ll just hand it over to you, and if you don’t I’ll mail it out to you no problem.  If you want more than one, go for it!  I’ve got an abundance of books at the moment (especially romance) that friends and family give me to post.  Now I’m overrun with books and points… so get your greedy fingers ready and take take take!  I command thee!

William Congreve – Incognita

William Congreve - Incognita

I just finished this book last night, and I have to say that it was quite enjoyable. Since it was written in the 1600s, you have to really use your brain to get past the writing style. Very, very wordy… it will often take a paragraph to get across a point that by today’s standards would only take two sentences.

Apart from that, it was quite a fun story about our two young friends, Aurelian and Hippolito. They go off on a little trip when they chance upon a town holding a large party celebrating the marriage of two rich young folk, causing our young friends to hang around and attend. Of course, this is a masked ball, so nobody knows who they really are.

Both Aurelian and Hippolito manage to meet young women at this ball and fall head-over-heals for them within minutes, and the comedy of errors that ensues makes the story quite fun. The book is only around 100 pages (a standard for Hesperus Press, the publisher), so I can’t really talk more of the story’s plot without giving too much away.

I would definitely recommend this book if you’re looking for a fun way to exercise your brain and learn some new words. It’s quite a fun little glimpse into the past to see how a writer of those times would write a short story romantic comedy.

As always, if you’re interested in borrowing it or any other books I’ve got just let me know.

Dr. Miklos Nyiszli – Auschwitz

Dr. Miklos Nyiszli - Auschwitz

What too say about a book telling the tale of someone who was imprisoned in the most famous Nazi concentration camp? There isn’t much that I will say about it, other than that it was yet another very moving account of what happened. Along with Elie Wiesel’s Night, I would recommend this book. Below I’m going to put a passage from the introduction, written by Richard Seaver.

While they are a tiny minority, there are many others who simply prefer to block it from their minds. And even assuming one knows and does not turn away, one may well ask: What is the point of dwelling on the subject? Why rake over cold ashes, stir up old animosities? Would it not be better to forgive and forget, turn toward the future rather than look back in anger on the fading past? Fair questions indeed. The answer comes from the victims themselves. “These victims of Nazi atrocities,” Meyer Levin once wrote, “hid fragmentary records of their experience, they scratched words on walls, they died hoping the world would some day know, not in statistics but in empathy. We are charged to listen.”

John Varley – Steel Beach

John Varley - Steel Beach

I’ve finished another book! Although to be fair I finished it on Monday morning, and since then have read yet another book, which puts me in the position to decide the next one that I’d like to read.

This book was quite excellent I thought. This is only the second John Varley book that I’ve read, although I have a few of his on the shelf. Mostly I just read somewhere online that he was a good author, so I started mooching his books from BookMooch. Mammoth was a pretty good standalone book which at the very least told me that he was talented at writing and thinking up fun SF stories.

This one really ventures more into the sci-fi realm, because it’s set in a more obvious future. The premise is that previous to when our story starts, aliens attacked the earth and anyone that wasn’t already living on Luna (the moon) perished. Since then the human race has flourished on Luna, Mars, and a few other planets in our solar system. Our main character, Hildy, is a man who is a reporter for one of the big tabloids and increasing starting to worry about his tendency to try and commit suicide.

The planet has many, many new innovations. Society has gotten to a point where people don’t really need to work at all… the Central Computer (also known as the “CC”) pretty much takes care of anything people need. They can directly interface with the computer and have information sent to their brain, it monitors the life signs of every human, regulates the air filtration, etc. You get the point.

Our character Hildy keeps getting “miraculously saved” just in time whenever he tries to commit suicide, and after each attempt he’s not exactly sure why he did try in the first place. The book follows his attempt to talk to the CC and find out why this is happening to him.

The book goes into great detail about what society is like on Luna, and it’s all incredibly interesting. People can get a sex change without batting an eye… most ailments can be fixed with a few nanobots, hence an increased lifespan of about 300yrs on the older end.

You can definitely see why John Varley is so acclaimed while reading this book… despite all of the information, background, and plot lines that are thrown at you, you don’t feel bogged down or overwhelmed by all the information. I can easy get confused when reading a book that has too many plot lines to follow, but I didn’t have much trouble at all with this one.

The character development was great and I had no trouble getting pulled into the story and making it to the end. I was quite excited to finish the book while reading it, and it was easy for me to make a connection with Hildy.

I won’t say much else about the book, other than to say that I thought it was a fun book with a nice overall theme to it, tackling some issues that I don’t often see in sci-fi. I definitely plan to read more John Varley in the future… I suggest you do too.

Knitting Lingerie Style by Joan McGowan-Michael

Knitting Lingerie Style by Joan McGowan-Michael

Josh bought a new book through Amazon, and didn’t tell me about it. It was meant to be a surprise, and it worked! I’ve got a new knitting pattern book that actually has some nice stuff! I can’t wait to get some yarn to knit something from it. No pics yet of the patterns available inside, I might do that later.

The book was purchased on pre-order, which means that it probably has a lot of erata that no one has found yet. I always hate that about first edition knitting books, but often there are bits that get left out, so that purl row should really be a knit row.

This is a big hardcover though, and it’s really nice. There are some awfully cute tank tops and shirts in there, that are easily wearable outside of the house.

So, that’s our new book. Yay for knitting books!